NOTICE THIS NOTICE, WHICH IS NOTICING YOU NOTICE

My cell phone was stolen today.  Please don't use that number, unless you wish to call the thief and chew her out.  But don't. The police have made a report, and the detectives will review it and review the video from the store I was at when it was lost. 

That's all.

Go back to your regularly scheduled blogs.


Not my phone.  But it is similar to mine.